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Xylen Roberts Redpilled Music/Comedy/Radio Theater Releases Comprehensive & Ongoing SUBSCRIPTION (Albums, Radio Theater, Etc.) #redpill #alternativemusic #surrealcomedy #electronica #industrialhiphop #radiotheater #conscious #singersongwriter

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Xylen Roberts Redpilled Music/Comedy/Radio Theater Releases Comprehensive & Ongoing SUBSCRIPTION (Albums, Radio Theater, Etc.) #redpill #alternativemusic #surrealcomedy #electronica #industrialhiphop #radiotheater #conscious #singersongwriter

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Xylen Roberts is a controversial multidisceplenarian Alt Right/Lite artist whose work transcends genre, ranging from: eclectic albums (such as the indie art rock of A Shoo In For The Shut In Awards to the experimental industrial, hiphop, jazz and other moods of Essential Travel), surreal radio theater (Samsara Junkyard: Perdition Theater; Tell A Vision) to one off comedy skits and discussions (lots of that on BitChute, Odyseey, etc.).

With this monthly or yearly subscription, you get access to dozens of albums, hundreds of songs, ALL episodes of his radio theater series Samsara Junkyard: Perdition Theater, exclusive access to physical merch and more! I..er ahem I mean Xylen will no longer be giving away whole albums or radio theaters etc. free to stream anymore, past or future. So buying this subscription, some of the music releases independently, Odysee coin donations, and/or the separate Samsara Junkyard subscription is the only way to get them in their FULL glory now. At only 5 bucks a month, this subscription is clearly the best deal cuz it gives you access to ALL of it. Additionally, each new release will be uploaded direct to this site and only excerpts and sampler songs will be distributed elsewhere.

As neither a normal member of 'the club' or a fake Right controlled op hack, Xylen's life has been embroiled in as much controversy and censorship as his art. Censored on Google, first Bandcamp kicked off/second one shadowbanned, ripped off by people such as Eric Andre (lawsuit pending) and others, targeted relentlessly online and offline. Xylen might be one of the very few Targeted Individual artists out there.

The government hates him for obvious reasons.

The left hates him but still loves to steal his ideas and either water them down to mere surface or 'reverse the political position' as they say.

The fake controlled op right hates him cuz he won't sell out like they did, but of course they love to rip him off and water water water down like this was some Great Depression era Kool-Aid...which, seeing as things are going, perhaps isn't too far from being a reality :/

So what now? No more freely streamed things for them to steal. All Xylen's best content (the albums, radio theater, etc.), now you only get excerpts everywhere else. The brunt of it you pay for now.

In the meantime, to get a feel for what I'm all about. There's still individual songs, older podcasts, discussions, blogs, things like that on these sites and others:

Xylen Roberts (odysee.com)

Stream Avadhuta Records (Xylen Roberts/Mythshifter/Etc.) music | Listen to songs, albums, playlists for free on SoundCloud

https://www.minds.com/xylenroberts/

And now to switch from the annoying (third or first person? Thirst person? Not sure) to the other one...

I am CONSTANTLY creating. I have the OCD work ethic of R Stevie Moore, Aphex Twin, and their Alt Right comedian/storyteller equivalent (kinda sorta Sam Hyde I guess). To quote McClusky: 'I have more songs than a song convention'. But I also am doing a lot of these radio theater things now, like Samsara Junkyard Perdition Theater. There's going to be two seasons of it this year at about 7 episodes each. Its this apocalyptic radio theater thing about...

Illuminati jerkwads getting their come uppings in 'the other place that isn't Heaven' Hellraiser style (kind of gave away 'the other place' I guess)...

a magical tailor who used to Vlad The Impaler teaming up with a talking dolphin and Snow Angel Crusaders defeat Zogclops demons...

A descendant of the Mothman who has a banjo that also doubles as a shotgun...

and other weird things. So you get access to that, in addition to, LOTS and LOTS of music...

Shoo In and Essential Travel are already mentioned, but there's also...

An avant rap album (The Simplicius Complex), noted for weird rap songs like 'Sirian Recycling System' that literally sound like nothing else going on in the as of yet still rather embryonic fledgling redpill rap scene. There's also a vaporwave pop song called 'The Coast Is Never Clear' for all you trendy vaporbots out there.

Some post rock/dungeon synth instrumental albums from my side project Mythshifter...

Did I talk about songs on an individual scale, yet? No guess not...

I have an anti-5g indie rock song called '5g' and an anti-vax neopsych worldbeat song called 'The Shot'. Those are both off Shoo In.

I have an anti-fact checker industrial hiphop song that replaces the word 'fact' with a derogatory term for Robosexuals that also doubles as something you smoke in Merry Old Poppins, England. That ones on Essential Travel, a long with forays into garage rock, microtonal new wave, jazz and other things.

So what are you waiting for? To set yourself aflame in protest of the New World Order?

Can't blame you honestly but gas is at like 100 dollars a can now and you need that money for Biden Ringworm updates to your XLAX subscription. 50 more bucks and you get a shiny new sword fitted crackpipe.

Or you could just give me a 5 bucks a month and get all this shiznat?

Cuz I know some of you Sam Hyde cult members are getting bored with only watching him. And Owen Benjamin is too boring. And Beardson Beardley just straight up sucks. So I'm Option 4, and I'll help you on this strange wonderful horrible journey through the Valley of Death.

But the Four Horseman? They will be ten bucks extra. 'All Apologies' as Kurt's ghost would say. Daddy needs gas too, folks. Thank you for your time :)

At the moment, I only have major albums and radio theaters dating back to 2018 but will be regularly uploading various older albums and other things to this service, as well as new stuff of course. Stay tuned :)

Note: The cover for 'The Shot' is for a song off Shoo In but no single exists for it yet, if ever.

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A bunch of albums in multiple formats + Every Samsara Junkyard episode + ANY future music and other releases will be uploaded to here automatically

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